Hellooo! Ugly Sweater

Color Navy Black
Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL
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Sink the sub. Hide the weasel. Park the porpoise. A bit of the old Humpty Dumpty, Little Jack Horny, the Horizontal Mambo, hmm? The Bone Dancer, Rumpleforeskin, Baloney Bop, a bit of the old Cunning Linguistics? Oh I'm sorry, am I being a little graphic? I'm sorry. Well, I hope you're up for a little competition. She's got a power tool in the bedroom, dear. It's her own personal jackhammer. She could break sidewalk with that thing. She uses it and the lights dim, it's like a prison movie. Amazed she hasn't chipped her teeth.

This soft and durable crewneck sweatshirt features a loose fit with a 50/50 cotton/poly blend and a tear-away label. Double needle stitched cuffs and waistband with an athletic rib knit collar lends itself to daily wear at an affordable price.